January 2012
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Interviewer: Have you heard from Ryan Gosling since you told Rolling Stone that he came up to you at a Jamba Juice but you shut him down because you didn't recognize him?
Aubrey Plaza: I actually did hear from him one time. He invited me to a magic show through someone else, and I couldn’t go because I had to go to this charity thing for Amy, and it was like, "bros before hos," or "hos before bros," however that phrase goes. I just rhymed a lot. So, yeah. I don’t know what’s in store for me and him. I think he has a girlfriend, but maybe I’ll murder her someday and we’ll be together forever.
One year.
One year ago you asked me to be yours and you changed my life forever. I love you so much. It feels like just yesterday.
“When I saw Kate Winslet backstage at the Letterman show, my daughter was very...”
– Darrell Hammond in God, If You’re Not Up There, I’m Fucked (via galentines
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“That would make me too sad to answer… but it’s also one of my favourite things...”
– Michelle Williams, about if Heath Ledger were still alive whether they would get back together. (via akino)
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akino asked: Being completely realistic, where do you picture yourself in exactly one year?
Anonymous asked: Are you happy?
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Anonymous asked: How are things?
Planning a bridal shower/bachorlette party
with other bridesmaids you have never met is kind of awkward as fuck.
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Somewhat Intelligent Musings: I was wondering what... →
nots0rdinarygirl:
According to the Wiki article:
koalas spend about three of their five active hours eating
the koala rests motionless for about 16 to 18 hours a day, sleeping most of that time
most aggressive behaviour is brief squabbles
the koala’s five fingers include two opposable thumbs,…
